How do i claim to be BML...??

The only thing that motivates me to write this blog is the fact that not even a single person would be reading the blog...it's more or less like talking to myself, but without the danger of being 'overheard'...because thankfully unlike people who talk to themselves, people who write for themselves are not yet considered as eligible candidates for the mental asylum...and if someone actually does come across this blog, i'm more that sure that s/he wouldn't last his/her attention span on MY blog...(one of a few claims i can make so confidently)...This is not to say that i am so concerned about what 'people' have to think about me...but i'm not very much in favour of shelling a great deal of my parent's/state's money in trying to improve my level of smartness...(i.e. if they send me to an asylum)...though i can help my peers in the asylum by making them realize that they are in a much better mental condition...!!

So in a sense i'm just wasting some amount of space on the internet...but this should not upset the GOOGLE people at least, because my blog would none-the-less make their 'total e-blogger users' count increase by one...!...i know that's not a great contribution, but given the fact that it is coming from someone like ME, it is really much more than what someone can expect from ME...!

What makes me a Below Mediocrity Line Below Average Loser is the fact that in ALL the different avenues that i have so far ventured in my entire life, i've managed to perform much below the average...and i'm pretty much confident that i will maintain and uphold this pathbreaking (rather heartbreaking) personal record of mine...!

IT DOES FEEL GOOD...!!